dirty rotten lyin (*&^)%^

[FastChevy]

i know, its a waste buttttt....i gotta git this off my chest,,,,,,was supposed to deliver the glass bodied coupe down south this morning,,,,checked the weather for here and down there,,last night,,,,,,its cool,,,1 to 4 cm of snow here, with a high of -2, low of minus 8... but major snow storm down south come late afternoon...now , i figure,, ok, i am leaving here at 8 in the morning,get there before noon,unload and be on my way back with the storm behind me,,no problem,,,,,well...got the call this morning at 7 to go out plowing,,,,,,,WTF !!!...its snowing like crazy,,,so, grab a coffee and go plowing,,,,, listning to the radio, the weatherperson (aka lying bitch) is saying light snow,,,just a dusting,,,,,i am thinking to myself....look out the damn window dummy! its friggin snowing, we got at least 4 inches you stoopid m*(^&^^....and its still coming down heavy....now for un beknownst reasons (maybe male pms) i start yellin to myself ,,you dumb finger puppet...you say what you get paid to say,,dont matter if its a lie,,,hell i even bet you lie to yure husband about having an orgasm...jeezes! millions of dollars worth of meteorlogical equipment and they are wrong,,,,,,,must be made by toyota or something .....change the name of yure damn radio station to fm 109 pinnochio instead of fm 109 rock......ok.... i feel better now..well sort of,,,,soon as im done my smoke i will build a snowman that looks like the weatherman and beat the crap outta it...

[mac762]

Kick em' in the groan for me.

[Olds215]

Years ago at a Rotary meeting, we had a program/speaker from the local NOAA office. At the end, he asked for questions. I asked, in all seriousness, if they augmented their scientific inputs with visual looks out the window. The whole audience roared with laughter so much that the guy never got a chance to answer. He prolly thought I insulted him.

It is amazing though how much 30% one has to shovel off the walk sometimes.

[oldhotrod39]

i hear ya today called for rain here but no we got snow and it is dam cold to years ago there was a thirteen year old girl that made this thing that she said that could predict the weather so they had her go up against the big weather guys and all there millon dollar crap and she got it right 85% of the time the big guys got it right only 60% of the the time ....so were is that girl now ...the big guys must of paid her off as she made them look real bad when it came to weather.... now i am my own weather man ...i get up look out side and there is the weather for the day

[dgas]

Up here ANYTHING the WM(P) says is taken w a grain of salt we never know until we get up and look out the window.

[Maro]

Originally Posted by dgas

Up here ANYTHING the WM(P) says is taken w a grain of salt we never know until we get up and look out the window.

Same here dgas.....never listen to the weather, just look out the window and up at the sky, give a glance towards lake Michigan just in case we get that wonderful lake effect crap